Found on Slashdot:

“Psssst…. want some Open Office?”
“I don’t know. My dad says to stay with Microsoft Office”
“Come on! It’s free!”
“But at school, they said that OpenOffice is a gateway program, and that I’ll soon be hitting the heavy stuff like Linux”
“This ain’t linux! What’s wrong with just trying just a little bit of OpenOffice”
“But my friend Jimmy started on just a little bit of OpenOffice, now he spends all of his time trolling forums and posting in Vi vs. Emacs threads. I wanted to play some Quake with him last night, and he said that he was too busy rebuilding his Gentoo system from Stage 1 with some really cool flags some guy gave him on the internet.” *Starts Crying* “I don’t want strange guys on the internet giving me flags!”
“what are you, some kind of wimp?”
“I’m going to walk away now. Friends don’t let friends use Open Source”

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